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“I've found out your dirty little secret. I caught you the other day with your face in my socks. You know, the dirty, smelly ones that you fished out of the laundry? And you were smelling them!! Do you like that? The smell of my stinky socks? Well I've just come back from the gym and I've got just the treat for you! Get on your knees.” I take off my gym sneakers and you get on the floor. I push my smelly socks in your face and I make you inhale with a big sniff for each foot. I tease you with my feet in socks and then I slip them off to reveal my bare feet. My bare, sweaty feet. They're soaked in sweat and they absolutely stink. I order that you sniff them, kiss them and clean them. This is what you've always wanted isn't it? To inhale the smells of my stinky, post workout feet....